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参加教育工作二十余年。一心当个好老师,却不小心当了校长。其间下过街道,去过政府,百转千回,走出围墙,又走进围墙。他喜欢诗文,擅长摄影,更酷爱教育。他没有理想,他的理想就是孩子的全部理想,他没有愿望,他的愿望就是帮助所有的孩子实现自己的愿望......

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一天,几个汉字碰到了一起,它们相互打着招呼:

“十”对“才”说:哥们真牛,啥时候挎了把洋刀?

接着它又对“木”说:谁下手这么狠,都让你架双拐了?

“干”对“竿”说:戴帽子装酷是不是?

“执”对“热”说:咋地了?让人煮了?

“鸟”对“乌”说:你没长眼睛啊?

“丑”对“妞”说:瞧你那样,也能找着媳妇儿!

“又”对“支”说:啥时候信的基督?

“火”对“炎”说:让人克隆了?

“女”对“好”说:孩子他爸是谁?

“口”对“回”说:你亲嘴的劲也太大了!

“口”对“囡”说：你把女人关在家里算怎么回事？

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